If we had neighbors...

What they would think of us.....Maybe


{I can only imagine what neighbors would say if we actually had some}


- Why do you have 5 dogs? that just run around and get out of the yard. CONTROL YOUR DOGS. 


- Not only should you control your dogs...but WHY do they bark at EVERYTHING that moves?


-Along with your 5 dogs, why do you have that blue & gold macaw that just SCREAMS at the butt-crack of dawn for an hour or so  


- not only does he screams so early, when it is about to get dark, he starts AGAIN. 


- Is it necessary to start your tractor so EARLY in the morning? & to mow your lawn at 6am a few days a week. 


- PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. why does that girl in your family ALWAYS have a swimsuit on? 


- Did you look at your yard lately, why are there so many cars & only 5 people drive in that house? 


-not only is there 5 people, but there are  7 camping trailers on your lot..WTF?


- I wouldn't mind your dogs, but why must that bear looking one be so mean when you are not around? 


-The milk man that lives there, why does he leave for work at 12:30am in a diesel truck & right when I fall back asleep that other guy in his camies leaves at 4am! 


- than when I finally give up, that little black jetta goes peeling out the driveway at 6:10 in the morning...WHAT'S THE RUSH? 


- Can I get an invite please? at least once a month, I hear a nice little party going on that last till wee hours of the morning


-What's for dinner? Can't I just call you & ask what you are cooking, there always seems to be a good smelling food coming out of your house or off 1 of those 6 grills in the backyard. 


-not to mention, can you tell that grandpa fella to lower the TV... I can hear it clear over here! 


- That music. WHAT IS THAT? TURN IT DOWN!!!! 


- Are you expecting another wild fire? Do you have that MUCH stuff to burn to ALWAYS have a bonfire in the backyard? 


After all this complaining I have though, I would say you seem like some pretty fun neighbors  {minus that bear dog & maybe the pig looking one too} Invite us over sometime.